​​Monica L. Patton

​Monica L. Patton

Philomene Doucette is a made-to-order assassin, and death never looked so good. Orphaned and brain-washed from the age of six, she is a beautiful, empty killing machine, fractured from systematic abuse. 

Welcome

This Book will Change your life!

Follow the Misadventures of a Mismatched Pair of Missionaries and Monica Patton as Mrs. Brown!

Beautiful and accomplished Milla Dejoie receives a phone call in the middle of the night from her estranged mother, Wilhelmina. Her grandmother, "Thee," Mrs. Dejoie, dowager of polite society, is dead, and, along with her--their inheritance, unless Milla comes home to bury her.

SNEAK PEEK...

to the world of 

Monica L. Patton, 

where the characters are strong and the drinks, stronger. Beautiful, flawed creatures with a penchant for tightrope walking. Enter if you dare.